cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via to-th3moon-andback)

Timestamp: 1411084319

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via to-th3moon-andback)

thespacebetween100:

I HAVE THIS FLOWER

FOR YOU

ENJOY

(Source: timetravelz, via youngrecklessandhorsecrazy)

Timestamp: 1411084302

thespacebetween100:

I HAVE THIS FLOWER

FOR YOU

ENJOY

(Source: timetravelz, via youngrecklessandhorsecrazy)

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: kittenemoji, via daisys-and-dirtroads)

Timestamp: 1411084289

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: kittenemoji, via daisys-and-dirtroads)

emmeparr:

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

I always forget Forrest Gump is a fictional movie like I am 100% convinced that it’s all true

(Source: andyclarks, via youngrecklessandhorsecrazy)

Timestamp: 1411084252

emmeparr:

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

I always forget Forrest Gump is a fictional movie like I am 100% convinced that it’s all true

(Source: andyclarks, via youngrecklessandhorsecrazy)

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(Source: humortrain, via stevieeliz)

Timestamp: 1411083843

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(Source: humortrain, via stevieeliz)

her-angsty-ramblings:

"Anxiety is Paranoia"

(via abandoneded)

Timestamp: 1411083832

her-angsty-ramblings:

"Anxiety is Paranoia"

(via abandoneded)

stoner-fairie:

4mother2maury0:

sugar daddy money maker

Beautiful cat and beautiful claw

(via lil-wolfie0917)

Timestamp: 1411083784

stoner-fairie:

4mother2maury0:

sugar daddy money maker

Beautiful cat and beautiful claw

(via lil-wolfie0917)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

image

wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via lil-wolfie0917)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice, via to-be-everything)